David L. Updike is a writer and editor based in Philadelphia. His humor and fiction have appeared in The Satirist, the Toronto Globe and Mail, the Philadelphia City Paper, Exquisite Corpse, and Side Show: An Anthology of Contemporary Fiction. He also regularly contributes features and reviews on contemporary American studio craft to Ornament Magazine. He lives in a sleepy railroad suburb with his wife, daughter, and several lifetimes’ worth of unread books.

Yeah, I know I'm not a jackal. What's your point?

Yeah, I know I'm not a jackal. What's your point?