"Incandescently overwrought crocodile teary twaddle." --Nachoman

"Written by a smug, elite, pseudo intellectual from an art museum."  --Outsider22

"C'mon, get a life. Superb piece! Brilliant, and right on goal! It's funny by a 5-4 vote (soon to be 6-3)." --Midas1

"Mr. Updike has just proven that there are still signs of intelligent life in the USA, in spite of having Trump as president." --Tommydoug